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Sex in the great outdoors can be a thrilling adventure – here’s how to do it while avoiding the risks of outdoor sex (like getting caught!)
Outdoor sex is a very common fantasy. Read how to make it hot and keep it safe.
Outdoor Sex : The Do’s And Don’ts of Outdoor Sex
Outdoor sex is one of the most common fantasies for both men and women. The sheer delight of being surrounded by beautiful nature is amped up by the thrill of possibly getting caught. There may also be a primal reason for enjoying sex outdoors, after all, it is how we humans had sex for millennia.
As thrilling as outdoor sex may be, there is nothing less sexy than getting arrested for a sex crime. Here are a few do’s and don’ts for enjoying the thrill of outdoor sex without risking an arrest!
DO Take Baby Steps!
Having outdoor sex in public is illegal. Making out is perfectly within the law. If you want the thrill of outdoor sex with zero legal risk, settle for a heavy make out session, fully clothed. You can get incredibly turned on without shedding any clothes. Use this technique to eroticize very public places. You may never have sex on the edge of the Grand Canyon but you can still create some erotic memories!
DO Use Your Hands!
If you want to go beyond making out but aren’t quite ready for outdoor sex, take turns stimulating one another with your hands. You don’t have to take off as many clothes but still get the experience of climaxing in the great outdoors! Master the skills of full body erotic touch and you’ll always be able to reach great heights without risking taking it all off!
DO Explore The Deep Wilderness!
Many state and national parks are vast, but most tourists stay on a few main trails. If you want to have outdoor sex without getting caught, you’re going to have to earn the privilege by hiking deep into the wilderness. Once you haven’t seen another hiker for a good hour or so, you are in the right zone.
DO Position Yourself Strategically
On many hiking trails, you’ll find spots where you can see people coming in either direction. These are the perfect locations to get naughty. Tell your lover to keep a lookout then drop to your knees to pleasure them. If your lover spots someone coming, you’ll have enough time to tuck everything away!
DON’T Risk Your Safety!
When choosing your spot to get frisky, look around for potential dangers. Don’t settle in too close to a cliff, near any stinging or poisonous plants, or anywhere near insect nests or other potential dangers. Know your terrain and choose wisely.
DO Take Advantage Of A Rain Storm!
Throw on the ponchos and take an adventure into a local park during a heavy rainstorm. No one else will be around, and you’ll be able to splash around without worrying about anyone coming along! Ponchos aren’t inherently sexy, of course, but they allow easy access and will add sexy humor to your adventure!
DON’T Leave Anything Behind
Follow the golden rules of backpacking and leave no trace. Don’t leave used condoms or any other trash behind. As they say, leave only footprints and take only (very exciting) memories!
DO Explore Private Land
The safest kind of outdoor sex is on private land without any neighbors in site. If you and your lover really want to explore outdoor sex with less risk, find a bed and breakfast or hotel with lots of acreage. If you do get caught, you may get tossed out of the hotel but you probably won’t get arrested. Even better? Make friends with someone who owns land and is willing to turn a blind eye to your outdoor escapades!
This episode is an encore presentation of Speaking of Sex episode #041, Outdoor Sex